From the, “Little did I know my limited attention span and intellectual capacity would be good things in the Twitter Age”……….
* There are two types of people. Those who use LOL and the others who would sooner impale themselves.
* There were tears, despondency, protests, so-called serious people describing ever so serious ramifications, people not knowing if their lives could go on. It was the death penalty. For a goddam college football program, thus reminding us America isn’t always great. Get a grip.
* “I think that pretty well sums it up.” From The Economist: Americans have 24-hour business-news channels with excitable hosts shouting stock tips at the middle class.
* Why doesn’t a U.S. president ever get a mutt from the Humane Society? It would be so, well, American.